Naked Lunch
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Not like anything you've ever seen before, big name actors before they were famous, sex scenes |
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Makes you say "wtf" a lot, homosexual
themes, dark lighting almost the entire
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After developing an addiction to the substance he uses to kill bugs, an exterminator accidentally murders his wife and becomes involved in a secret government plot being orchestrated by giant bugs in an Islamic port town in Africa. That is the official plot but the movie is so much more. This movie really is a rollercoaster and should not be missed by any B movie fan. It's hard for us to describe it but imagine taking mind expanding drugs and watching a movie made by people who were using mind expanding drugs while they made it. That's the only description we can come up with. Just watch it. Honestly, everyone should see it once. You will remember it forever. We give Naked Lunch 4 cockroaches out of 5. |
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Murder Party
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B movie gore, Napolean Dynamite humor, story that catches your attention |
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Not enough gore to fit the title, predictable
ending |
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A random invitation to a Halloween party leads a man into the hands of a rogue collective intent on murdering him for the sake of their art, sparking a bloodbath of mishap, mayhem and hilarity. Yeah that plot summary is slightly misleading. There is plenty of mayhem but not enough bloodbaths or hilarity. The movie was extremely watchable though. You wanted to see how it ends which is very different from a lot of the B movies we review. You can predict the ending easily however from the title. But all in all the acting was good enough and the story was interesting. So we give Murder Party 4.5 bloody chainsaws out of 5. |
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Video X
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Pros: |
Secret look into Britney Spears’ childhood |
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Motion sickness, head-aches, waste of
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Shaky camera work and a “blair-witch-esque” form only add to the delirious B-movie “Video-X”. A simple plot of two characters living a modern Bonnie and Clyde life-style only contains one reason to watch. How will it end? But as the ending draws closer, the audience is left with the question, “When will it end?”. I give this crumby excuse for entertainment 3 out of 5 unpopped popcorn kernels. It would have gotten a full five if was even the least bit quotable. |
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Mulletville
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Mullets, it's a mockumentary, makes you feel better about the way you live |
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Slow, the acting, the whole movie was
unattractive |
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A first person documentary about a family of rednecks. No, not my family reunion. I am describing a brilliant disaster of a movie; Mulletville. This movie contains most of the elements that any good B-movie should contain; fight scenes, drinking, loud music, and WTF moments. But what it’s lacking is uniqueness. After it’s over, the audience is left thinking, did I just sit through a movie or a re-run of the blue-collar comedy tour? Well, the answer is you just sat through an un-funny version of the blue-collar comedy tour. Mulletville receives 2 half-drank beers, out of 5. |
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